10 Reasons Men Are the Weaker Sex

There’s no doubt about it, men are the weaker sex! I’m not sure why anyone ever believed the adage that women are the weaker sex. Obviously, it was some propaganda facilitated by men to make themselves feel better.

Of course, it was only other men who really bought into it. We women went along quietly, still being in control and never allowing you to do anything that we hadn’t already decided was acceptable for you to do. Don’t believe it? Well, you just haven’t been paying attention, then.

Men are the weaker sex and you can read on for ten simple and obvious reasons that prove I’m right.

1. You Pay For Everything, Even If You Don’t Want To

When we go out on a date, we don’t even have to bring money if we don’t want to, because you are expected to pay, for everything. Certainly, if you want any attention from a woman, you have to ask her out. As well as pay for dinner and something else nice to do, bring flowers that you bought and make sure we have anything we want.

If we ask you out, you still have to bring money, because you have to offer to pay. Basically, even if it’s our idea, if you don’t offer, you look like a loser who wants to loaf around and live off a woman. Which is just what we will tell all our friends!

2. 90% More Men Pay For Sex

You knew this already, didn’t you? Of course, you did. Men have to pay for sex all the time, even those of you who think you don’t. For example, dinner and a movie, flowers, wine…you paid for it and that’s just in the hope of sex.

If we want to get laid, we just tell you and you are already there. But you…well you need to pay because sometimes your wife or girlfriend just isn’t in the mood. Would you dare to say you aren’t in the mood?

3. The Meaner We Are the More You Like Us

Oh sure, you all say you want someone to love you and think of you and like what you like and be there to support you. But that’s not true. When you get a woman who is too nice to you, you lose interest, fast. It’s the bitch who doesn’t care what the fuck you do, that you can’t get over.

You will fall to your knees trying to please a cock tease. A Humiliation FemDom,  who ignores you or treats you mean, well, that is the woman you can’t stop thinking about. Go ahead, admit it. We already know.

4. You Just Can’t Focus

When we decide to do something, we can go after it, never lose focus and still buy groceries, hang out with friends, work, party and generally do whatever we like. On the other hand, you have to pay attention or things are forgotten.

All it takes is one pretty girl in a short skirt and you have no idea where you were going or what you were going to do when you got there. Some of you can’t even talk if a sexy woman is standing too close to you.

5. We Can Wear Guy Clothes, But You Can’t Wear Anything Feminine

Jeans, t-shirts, combat boots, boxer shorts…those are all fair game for us and we can wear them anywhere without anyone even thinking twice about it. You, on the other hand, have colors you can’t wear – pink and lilac anyone? – and all kinds of fabrics and clothes that no matter how much you love them, if you put them on, you’re a sissy or a crossdresser.

Your friends will judge you, while ours will ask where we got the cute jeans when we steal yours.

6. It’s A Girl Thing

This covers everything from our love of shoes to our need to never miss Real Housewives of Orange County. Just being female gives us an instant excuse for anything we don’t want to talk about, listen to or explain.

If we need twenty different lipsticks, that’s okay, because we are women. Whereas, if you need twenty different anythings, you are weird and can just use the one you have.

7. You Carry Our Stuff

You have to work out, not just to look good and be healthy, but because you have to be able to lift anything we need moved or you are a wimp. Can you even imagine the humiliation of a woman asking you to carry her groceries up the stairs and you getting winded and not being able to make it? That’s cute in the movies if you are a super hot emo guy. But you, in real life?  If I need my sofa moved or my bedroom rearranged, you better be able to do it. Similarly, if I’m shopping and you can’t carry my bags, you might as well not be there!

8. Your Cock Controls You

This is the most obvious one. SEX. We can control ourselves, pretend we aren’t turned on when we are and get up out of bed, three seconds before cumming, because you said the wrong thing and we’re pissed.

We could call you our ex-boyfriend’s name and if you were about to cum, you’d just have to anyway, because your cock is not going to stop. If we tease you in public, everyone knows, no matter how hard you try to hide it. If something gets you hard, no matter how awful it is otherwise, you will stick with it, because well, your cock tells you that you must.

9. Crying

You can’t do it and you can’t handle us doing it. Enough said.

10. EVERYTHING You Do Is About Making Us Happy!

Read the other reasons. We are the ones in control of everything from your cock to your money. And they say women dress for men and wear makeup for men. *giggle* We dress up for each other, so we can compare clothes.

You, on the other hand, can’t even buy clothes without thinking of what we want. You can’t insist on doing something we don’t want to do without making us upset and looking like a jerk. Are you the weaker sex? Oh, yes, you are! Men are the weaker sex!

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